This Looks Familiar

Listen to what Ashby has to say.

Ashby
"Oh, well, hello there."

Ashby
"It's rather chilly up here isn't it?" > Who are you, and how are you even talking to me? "Well, you certainly have no problem being rude to complete strangers now do you? "Besides, I haven't a clue as to why you are in such a hurry. It's not as if you have many places to go from here. "Maybe you should take a walk around my little island and get back to me when you find yourself to be bored." > "Alright I'm sorry, I would just like to know what is going on." "Oh, I can tell you exactly what is going on! "You're on a small floating rock a few hundred meters above some roaring rapids all the while being rude to a talking cat who is your best chance of getting back to Telon in an unflattened state. "Do you feel better now?" > I'm beginning to think I'd rather take my chances with the River... "Oh yes, brilliant idea! "But I doubt you'd be falling long enough for me to find anyone who cares..." > Ok, this is ridiculous. Are you going to help me or not? "Fine, fine, onto the business of things. "As you may have noticed, those who you were previously helping did not know as much about Kaon portals as they claimed. "My mistress has been observing you as you have fought your way through the Lyceum, and she is very interested in recruiting your help. "If you are interested just say the word and I'll get us off this rock. If you're not interested...well good luck getting down." > I will help, just get me down from here! > I'd rather not help anyone who assocaties with you, thanks though.

Ashby
"Excellent! My mistress will be very pleased." "I just wish I could say the same for myself... "Let's be on our way!"